Letting loose ...

Why is it impossible to get two children out the door 15 minutes early for a meeting at their school?  It's almost fatal to mention an early start!  Have you ever noticed that only on these mornings does the sugar get spilled, the toilet not flush and the homework go missing!?

I could write a book and document all of these ridiculously ironic happenings that blight my/our stressful mornings, rushed afternoons and sleepless nights?  It would be a great read, filled with sarcastic comparisons, horrible coincidences and hilarious admissions ... and then I discovered blogging ...

Without further a do ... I am letting loose my (probably infrequent) rants for the entertainment and general consumption of all Moms (and anyone else).  We are all tasked with juggling children, culinary skills, domestic know-how and professional expertise ... whilst appearing calm and collected, in matching clothes (turned the right side out most of the time) with immaculate make-up (applied in the rear-view mirror) the majority of the time.

Feel free to celebrate and commiserate with me ... and above all ... enjoy!