Arrival of the ironing fairy

Yes, there is indeed an ironing fairy ... and she is arriving today on a plane from Liverpool!  

Hurrah!  

My obsession with ironing everything (even underpants, tea clothes and sheets!) can continue and I'll have time to work on my other obsessions, like making sure the toilet paper rolls away from the wall ALWAYS, making sure all the towels are folded EXACTLY the same way and that my to-do list is written in the same color ink and NO-ONE else writes ANYTHING on the piece of paper (or I have to write it all out again on a new sheet).