Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Free to a good home

Free to a good home or will swap for good bottle of Chateaux Neuf de Pape.  

Female child, loves to sing and dance (very quietly ALWAYS).  Never yells or says bad words EVER  (ie. only vague awareness of swear words ... but nothing beyond the S-word, F-word, C-word, B-word ...) Eats every scrap of food on her plate (even black crumbly stuff that Mummy has forgotten to remove from the pan).  Has absolutely NO powers of manipulation.  Exceptional aim when throwing objects ...


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